Friday, September 26, 2008

Tips for the ladies

Because of recent abduction in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1 . Tip from Tae Kwon Do :

The elbow is the strongest point on your body.

If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans

If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,

DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM .

Toss it away from you....

chances are that he is more interested

in your wallet and/or purse than you,

and he will go for the wallet/purse.

RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,

kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole

and start waving like crazy.

The driver won't see you, but everybody else will.

This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit(doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!)

The predator will be watching you, and this

is the perfect opportunity for him to get in

on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,

and tell you where to go.

AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR , LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.

If someone is in the car with a gun to your head

DO NOT DRIVE OFF,

repeat:

DO NOT DRIVE OFF!

Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car..

Your Air Bag will save you.

If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it .

As soon as the car crashes

bail out and run.

It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5 . A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor , and in the back seat

B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door . Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side.. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.

IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY.. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs.

(Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control,

ALWAYS RUN!

The predator will only hit you (a running target)

4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ.

RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic:

STOP

It may get you raped, or killed.

Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,

well educated man, who ALWAYS played

on the sympathies of unsuspecting women.

He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often

asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle,

which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point:

Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her

'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'

The lady then said that it sounded like the baby

had crawled near a window, and she was worried

that it would crawl to the street and get run over.

The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way,

whatever you do, DO NOT open the door..'

He told her that they think a serial killer

has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax

women out of their homes thinking that someone

dropped off a baby He said they have not verified it,

but have had several calls by women saying that

they hear baby's cries outside their doors

when they're home alone at night.

Please pass this on and DO NOT open the door

for a crying baby ----

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Why Chinese should not have English names

This is hilarious

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock

Monica Cheng
Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother

Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before

Monday, September 22, 2008

Farewell to Yun Ling


Well overall its not bad, I just find the sushi dry. There is quite a lot of variety but not as much as other sushi places. The ambiance is good and the service is efficient. The buffet dinner was RM57 after tax so it is not very expensive i think... as this is the first time I have Japanese.

Well, I did not really say a proper goodbye to Yun Ling so I guess I'll msg her or something. And thanks to Wooi Quan for being my chauffeur for the day, will be yours when there is other gathering and when the situation allows... :P

Friday, September 5, 2008

Word Play

I found this in the net and thought I'll share it. Someone out there either has too much

spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.

(Wait till you see the last one)!



DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM



PRESBYTERIAN:

When you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYER



ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER



DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT



THE EYES:

When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEE



GEORGE BUSH:

When you rearrange the letters:HE BUGS GORE



THE MORSE CODE:

When you rearrange the letters:HERE COME DOTS



SLOT MACHINES:

When you rearrange the letters:CASH LOST IN ME



ANIMOSITY:

When you rearrange the letters:IS NO AMITY



ELECTION RESULTS:

When you rearrange the letters:LIES - LET'S RECOUNT



SNOOZE ALARMS:

When you rearrange the letters:ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S



A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE



THE EARTHQUAKES:

When you rearrange the letters:THAT QUEER SHAKE



ELEVEN PLUS TWO:

When you rearrange the letters:TWELVE PLUS ONE



AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:



MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Sorry for the long dissappearance

Sorry for leaving my blog stagnant for 4 months, i totally forgotten all about it!! Due to persistent request by my dear friend back in Ipoh to update my blog, I finally gave in and did it since I started it in the first place. There are so many things that had happen so here is the summation:

*Graduated as a merit scholar in ICPU
*Bought a new hand phone, Sony Ericsson K810i
*Birth of my new nephew, Jariel
*Start of my University life in RMIT(Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology), taking accountancy.
*keeping up with the fast pace uni life.
*learn how to play Foosball
*Dinesh leaving for India in August
*Scholars leaving to Canada

Well... thats about all thats happened. Not very interesting but it is what it is. well... gotto go back to my homework now, I promise i'll be updating it frequently this time.